ADI Space-based Laser The center piece of Reagan's grand
monument to the useless. Now you too can share in this maniacal form of excess.
From U.S. Government..........call
Jenn Air 156 Range The Jenn Air 156 Range offers you dozens
of options that transcend human use. This debauchery of excess includes a down
draft ventilator with a 450 cubic ft. per minute internal blower, halogen light,
coil, radiant and solid elements, convection and thermal ovens, 3 different
optional timers, and a versatile cook top system so you can design the style of
cooking surface you want.
From Jen Air..........$1299.95
Farberware Electric Peeler The Electric Peeler from
Farberware provides the convenience that most consumers desperately desire. But
before you know it, this device will be collecting dust in a closet or cabinet
along with your home pasta maker and electric swizzle stick, thus becoming
another piece of useless technology. Comes with a built-in potato eye remover, 6
ft. cord, low voltage adapter, removable stainless steel blade. Adjustable for
right or left hand use.
The Pershing II Missile Guidance System Here, the limits of
excess go far beyond the visible. This terminal-guidance, all-weather gyroscopic
radar/video synchronization unit lives a godly life of state of the art
uselessness. The real deployment of power flows in absence, in the uncanny,
non-rational margins of existence.
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